The answer? It sure looks like it.
Howard Stern at age 55 has everything, almost everything.
Megalomaniacs are never satisfied unless they have absolutely everything.
They must constantly reaffirm their virility.It's a power trip.
Former United States Senator Al Amato this weekend publicly urged Howie and Beth to have a "little one." and implied it would help their marriage. Stripped of his machismo by scandals, Amato should know. His wife, who is decades younger than Senator Al, will give birth within days. The once powerful Senator can now feel like a man again.
The Stern marriage is doomed if Howie cannot deliver.
I predict Beth Ostrosky will leave Stern if he cannot get her pregnant by their second anniversary. She desperately wants a child and her time clock is running out. If she does depart she will marry a man at least 15 years younger than herself.
This is a truism; women who marry sugar daddies, sooner or later transmogrify into Cougar gals.
Howard has reiterated, almost daily on his radio show for the past 7 years that he does not want children The opposite is closer to the truth.
Never, ever believe what Stern reveals on-air about his private life.In fact, to know what is really going on, assume the opposite.
For twenty years,the lovely, ultra intelligent Allison Stern, phoned into the show several times. The loving banter between Howie and Allison was both entertaining and heartwarming. We loyal and rabid fans were duped.
Who knew he was at the time contemplating divorce from the mother of his three daughters?
Who knew 10 years ago, between marriages,that he was sleeping with Angie Everhart and Robin Givens?
Now ,Stern has to prove that he is still capable of having children. It is an obsession. There can only be one rational reason why Beth is not pregnant yet.
Of course they are both consummate actors so you will never hear confirmation of this fact from either of them on-air.
After all, why would this self-obsessed genius want to burden himself with raising a child now?
What burden?
Howard makes 25 million a year. He can hire a full time live in Mom to raise the child and pay the "Mom" 1 million a year. The only time he would have to see the kid is when he or she is handed to him for a photo op.
If this guy did not want a child he would have a vasectomy in one minute.
He is one of the cleverest men in the country. Has effectively buffered himself against the charges of sterility, but Daily Question has daily answers.
Howard has run out of solutions to his dilemma.He could have Beth inseminated from a sperm bank or from John Stamos and then announce it is his child.
Sure, and how does he explain when the baby comes out with a normal nose?
So the answer to today's question is yes.
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